Six piss-ups, no weddings and no funeral

Sorry kids, I've been gone for a while. But I'm back.

OK, I've had a great two weeks.

Favourite story: It was my great pleasure, two weeks ago, to meet the wonderful Stroppies, who made me stay in the pub throughout the first two hours of the most important feminist student conference since the last one. You two are a proper pair, and you should make more of yourselves than the ex-pab and her net-savvy mate than you pretend to be. And Louise, Denham would be pround to know you (he's really quite charming when he tries ;))