Saturday, September 02, 2006

How many times can you say "Zionist" in one article?

I don't know if there's a world record for how many times one can mention the word "Zionist" in a single piece of writing, but it looks like the ever-hilarious Yvonne "party gal" Ridley is giving it a good go.

Apparently, Yvonne is fed up with "Zionists" accusing her of being anti-semitic. Well, actually she puts it more poetically than I:

This column today is aimed directly at those nauseating little Zionists who accuse me of being an anti-semite. You see they don't like me using the Z word to describe my pure, unadulterated disdain and contempt of their extremist beliefs.

Uh huh. I see. So what are these dastardly "nauseating little Zionists" doing in order to expedite this defamatory plot, Yvonne?

So now that we've cleared that up, how can some of these Z people (four of whom are fanatical about distorting and guarding the content of my Wikipedia entry) call me anti-semitic?

Distorting your Wikipedia entry? The bastards! Some lines should never be crossed. Clearly the perpetrators of this and other vicious libels must be stopped. But how to do it?

However if any of those Zionist idiots continue to try and paint me as an anti-semite I must warn you ... one of my closest friends is one of Britain's best defamation lawyers. Oh, and she happens to be Jewish (for some reason most of the best lawyers and hairdressers are).

Lawyers and hairdressers. Yes.

Congratulations, Yvonne. You have just become the first two-time winner of the Shiraz Socialist Tinfoil Hat of the Week. Go get 'em, kiddo.

Well, I'm off for now. Gotta ring my Mossad handlers.

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10 Comments:

Blogger stroppybird said...

Volty

The lure of Yvonne Ridley is just to much for you :-)

Must admit I cannot take seriously any party that would have her in it as a prominent member (and candidate in elections).

9:22 AM  
Blogger voltaires_priest said...

Come on, the woman is a legend! And she's got "the Zionists" so scared that they're altering her Wikipedia entry!

I mean, what more proof do you need? :D:D:D

9:27 AM  
Blogger stroppybird said...

You just have a thing for burkhas;-)

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Janine said...

Don't panic, she's just manic ...

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Kit said...

I campaigned for Yvonne Ridley once.

What shall my punishment be?

6:23 PM  
Blogger Louisefeminista said...

Oh Jeez, you campaigned for Yvonne Ridley. The things you do for the revolutionary party.

Think you have had enough punishment Kit!

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Yakov Sverdlov said...

The best punishment would have been if she'd gotten elected.

Don't panic... she's just a fucking moron.

2:51 PM  
Blogger voltaires_priest said...

Kit;

Your punishment is that you have to spend a night out with the party gal herself.

4:32 PM  
Blogger stroppybird said...

And if you don't learn from that then you have to have a night out with Volty and Poodle man in Brum :-)

12:05 AM  
Blogger Louisefeminista said...

Yvonne "Legs" Ridley or Jim "Chuckles the Poodle man" Denham... which one would you party with?
The choice, Kit, is yours......!!

12:13 PM  

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